[閒聊] 藥廠(非人類用藥)之心得
大家好,讓小的來獻上夢到的某某(非人類用藥)藥廠,夢境取名為"白日夢之旅"。
先介紹我待的部門,部門主管在她的前公司(x德)待三年左右研發,剛來時,
號稱實驗經驗豐富,真的要執行時,又東躲西閃,說她其實不會。
英文版藥典,三行看了半小時,最後叫人翻譯給她聽。還會嗆人,準備報到的新人,
人都還沒來,就開始"評論"新人給大家聽,她號稱唯一會的儀器,在她巧手之下,
變得有點秀透,她馬上說是前人弄的。不管你問她什麼問題,立刻回答你,
去問別人,學到是你自己的,不然就是回答"錯誤"訊息,例如:純水洗column和column
隨意互換使用,弄得有的column用沒幾次,已經有拖尾情形,甚至還會出現不該出現的
peak,濾頭已經完全懸空,沒有泡到液體內,她說沒關係!!!你看,管路沒有看到氣泡。
她似乎忘了一點,管路中要看到氣泡,需有空氣及液體,裡面都沒液體了,哪來的氣泡。
開會時,還會幫忙他人捅自己部門下屬,完全看不出她到底是哪個部門的主管。
文件給她簽核,至少要等3個禮拜以上,她才要簽。某個報告拖2個月不寫,最後想推給
別人,還想叫對方一個禮拜內寫完。十幾份要修改的文件,她在會議上"號稱"已經全部
完成,私底下又想逼底下人幫她修改,還會幫忙接別部門的工作,叫底下人做。
最讓人無言的就是她的挑撥離間,她常說:有人說有人說,其實都是她自己說的!
這麼離譜的主管,就是某高層找來的,高層的邏輯很有趣,是神邏輯。產品中有不明
白色顆粒沉澱,他說是氣泡!!!這時你要立刻催眠自己,一切是幻覺!某產品在開瓶前
搖一下,就已經聽到有沙沙聲,高層說絕對不是沉澱結晶,打開看,是一大片結晶,
我想這已經不是沉不沉澱的問題了,但高層會灌輸你,本公司產品(在神的加持之下)
絕對是零氧化,零耗損,絕對不會有沉澱結晶,沒錯,在白日夢裡什麼都會發生。
以上是小的夢到的,不過已經夢醒了,謝謝各位捧場。
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