[創作]嚴乙己
嚴乙己一到打擊區,所有看球的人便都看著他笑,有的叫道:「嚴乙己,你紀錄上又添上內野飛球了!」
他不回答,對捕手說:「第二顆球,要一個外角的。」便擺出打擊姿勢。
他們又故意的高聲嚷道:「你一定又偷了人家的東西了!」嚴乙己睜大眼睛說,「你怎麼這樣憑空汚人清白……」
「什麼清白?我前天親眼見你偷了統一的暗號,吊着打。」
嚴乙己便漲紅了臉,額上的青筋條條綻出,爭辯道,「調整視角不能算偷……捕手之間的事,能算偷麼?」
接連便是難懂的話,什麼「我們是打實力的」,什麼「恥乎」之類,引得衆人都哄笑起來:店內外充滿了快活的空氣。
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