[閒聊] 中職和棒協為何不組織刺客上3A打爆小曹?消失
小曹離大聯盟越來越近了.
由中職透過離開球場的基層教練選拔優良品德的球員培養,
再加上棒協提供良好的食宿及頭等倉機票直飛美國.
1.首先,中職聯盟派出的刺客,鎖定第一球直球,把球撈向在
全壘打牆貼的球員肖像,由浮動道德,喔,不..是中職聯盟
製做的大大的"恥"字.正中看版,形成2壘安打.
2.由棒協派出的業餘強打,面對小曹的第一棒,不斷破壞小曹的直球,鎖定小曹的變化球,
頻頻打出界外,纏鬥10多球後,小曹控球不穩的毛病出現了,選到一個4壞保送.
3.壘上跑者蠢蠢欲動,擾亂投手節奏,再用棒協的觸擊把打者送上2.3壘.
4.面對小曹的第4棒,不斷破壞小曹的變化球,等小曹體力下滑,鎖定小曹89麥直球.
扛出左外野標竿.3分球一棒擊沉.
最後跑者在經過1壘時,再對小曹比個割喉的手勢.這樣小曹應該就GG了吧?
曹只能回來養工處打慢壘鋪柏油了
中職和棒協為何不組織刺客上3A打爆小曹?
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