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成阿，那我就秀兩手給你瞧瞧
假設今天你走在路上，看到前面飲料店妹妹服務親切人又正
這時候你會怎麼辦，不就是眼睛瞪大大的猛往裡面瞧，邊走還邊回頭看
等走到下個路口才回過神來，心中暗幹自己沒用 "娘...對不起，我辦不到..."
然後默默在筆記本上劃上一撇 "fail count 1183"
是吧，阿？
機伶點的還知道去買杯西瓜汁親近親近
"小姐，西瓜汁一杯"
"好的，收您60"
"...... (喔幹 這麼貴)"
"...... (快...快擠出點話來阿)"
"拿好喔，謝謝光臨～"
"是...是... (嗚..來不及了)"
您瞧，花了60還不是得掏筆記本
別說來羽球社沒學到東西，看今天大夥兒熱鬧份上
我就先教你兩招，挪，你想想看阿
女孩子會接受什麼樣的搭訕，不就是興趣相仿聊得起來的嘛
那你點完果汁就杵在那兒不註定是好人當一輩子...
一定要投其所好阿！
既然知道人家在賣果汁，那還不簡單了
"小姐，西瓜汁一杯"
"好的，收您60"
"等等，什麼西瓜汁這麼貴阿"
"不會啦，我們這都現榨的"
"現榨的？呦，那你們家西瓜一定很新鮮吧"
"您...您真內行！"
"那msn順便來一個吧"
"一定要的阿，挪，給你，要常來喔~"
是不是輕輕鬆鬆到手了？
還各行各業適用呢
你回去試試，要是沒成功別氣餒，萬事起頭難嘛
要是一切順利照劇本發展，你可一定要告訴我
就等各位好消息嘍
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