[動畫] 亂做極短篇14 (Yeah-9)
生命所需四大物質---陽光 空氣 水 Yeah教授
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各位現場的來賓 歡迎收看yeah教授的夾夾樂這個單元
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最近剛過中秋節 中秋月圓人團圓
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最近剛過中秋節 中秋月圓人團圓
烤肉月餅不停歇 身體越吃人越圓
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然而在變圓的這個中間呢
就不能忘記減肥
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要減肥 可以去練身體
去海邊 建議穿比基尼
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要敷臉 可以用海藻泥
很驚訝 常會說紅豆泥
遊香港 經常去迪士尼
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◢██◣ ▂ +∠口卡! │露小比還我相機!│
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當然有相機 不能借路小比
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然而在還相機的這個中間呢
就會被鄉民圍繞
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非常想出名 閃光燈就不能少
要選好日子 就要選十月十號
想當大明星 任何話都要去凹
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發片緊急跑 就拿歌去偷偷抄
缸蛋迪士尼 路人系是貞飛鳥
超爛托兒所 孩童變成焢肉燒
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當然紅翻天 就是keroro軍曹
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然而在看卡通的這個中間呢
還是不能忘記世界大事
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颱風毀滅紐澳良的是卡崔納
中秋節砍人的飆車族是人渣
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再改版騙錢的是78
遺產爭很兇的是辜家
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當然有家洋芋片就叫做卡迪納
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然而狗博士欠阿魯巴 蔥一斤要四零八
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汽油漲到超哭霸 通貨膨脹生活差
大家窮都沒錢花 政府啊就救我吧
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Yeah教授的夾夾樂 沒夾沒事情 夾了出人命
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攝影師!福氣啦!
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※ 編輯: aokman 來自: 219.87.128.29 (09/23 22:58)
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