[閒聊] 好愛吃大便...髒髒
就是我家那隻新來的玄鳳-黃啾啾,
牠真的好愛吃大便,
知道我討厭牠吃還背著我偷吃,
一副牠很乖沒有吃便便的樣子,
阿阿阿~~~~~~妳嘴巴上沾到大便了!
怎麼可能沒偷吃...
牠都喜歡在我鍵盤上亂踩,
干擾我打字跟看板.幫我亂回msn,
還曾經亂丟水球給陌生人,
然後就趁我收拾混亂的時候大便然後偷吃,
我都要拿衛生紙追牠,
牠會一直亂跑.鬼叫跟反抗,
我擦完嘴邊的大便後沒多久,
牠又開始製造混亂和偷吃大便了,
然後一嘴大便的對著我得意地笑得很開心...(崩潰)
可是牠在地板上的時候都不會這樣,
都是在我桌上才會發生這種慘案,
還很愛大便在鍵盤的縫中(讓我每天都要清很久),
不給牠上桌又會自己飛上來,
開始踩鍵盤的無線迴圈。
我都安慰自己幸好牠還學不會拔鍵盤,
不然我就要開始玩拼圖了.......
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