[討論] 救人唷...這下歹志大條了...
話說我剛剛吃飽撐著買了杯珍奶跑去看著魚缸發呆,突然心血來潮,想說好久都沒
加硝化菌了,今天就給他加一些吧。
於是乎,我拿了針筒吸了約10CC的塞牌硝化菌,不過一手拿著罐子的我傾斜的太多
了,於是硝化菌便流了一小滴出來沾在我手上。
由於我這人個性是有著傳統固有美德,平時喜歡造橋鋪路、行俠仗義、劫富濟貧,
外加溫、良、恭、簡、順,特別是為了響應節能減炭的政策,因此我下意識的將他吸
了一口也是很合邏輯的...
那種味道...鹹的...噢不...是酸...是鹹中帶酸還有著一點青澀,就像初戀一般讓人
感動,我感覺到硝化菌在我的味蕾上跳舞著,這種感覺...就像是基哥吃了撒尿牛丸後要
不自覺舞動一般;又像是味公主薛家燕吃了黯然銷魂飯之後在叉燒上打滾般;或者又像是
吃了陽泉酒家的小當家做的宇宙大燒賣一般,不只我背後出現一堆旗袍美女在跳舞,而
且旗袍還全都開衩到腋下...
突然間,就像有道閃電穿過了太陽穴一般,我頓悟了,原來市面上只賣乳酸菌、益生
菌的飲料,卻獨缺添加硝化菌的食品,這也難怪,味道又鹹又酸又澀,小朋友哪會喜歡喝
嘛...
這時我突然想到我似乎不該在這裡練瘋話...我開始認真的思考硝化菌是否會對人體
有害,我翻了翻包裝上頭並無註解。
於是我很認真的思考,終於歸納出以下兩點:
A.硝化菌對人體是有害的,所以我現在最好是去買灌巴拉松喝了,在這群硝化菌還沒釀禍
前先毒死他們。
B.硝化菌對人體是有益的,所以按照比例,我的體重68公斤,依國中生物課本人體有70%
是水,所以我體內共計47.6公升的水。再依照說明書,每70公升添加10cc,所以換句話說
我每天得服用6.8cc的硝化菌...
看來這是個痛苦的抉擇...還是說我應該果決去掛個急診呢?!
最後...我這樣不小心喝了點硝化菌,會有損我這個水版最正值男人的形象嗎?
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