Re: [公告] 紅襪就是強
Edit: Here's a joke!
Q: What do most battered housewives have in common?
A: They just won't F!@#ing listen!
※ 引述《uoo799 (lkk)》之銘言:
: ※ 引述《Tigers5566 (西斯大帝)》之銘言:
: : 某大檸檬的鳥隊
: : 實力沒紅襪強
: : 學人家用紅色 唉!!!!
: : 那各瞎蜜葛雷弱的盲砲
: : 又沒多強 HR那麼少 還可以扛4棒
: : 天使沒人才了!!
: : 那各小雞佛(雞睪丸)第一輪被無敵ㄉManny尻一隻
: : 也不敢處身球報復嘛!! 只會打嘴砲
: : 那各啥fi瞎蜜gins的小咖 幹 我連他名字都不會拼 太不有名了
: : 打擊姿勢那麼必雕 根智障一樣 還可以打第一棒
: : 操!高志綱都比他強
: : 舔屎投兩號投手是誰阿?
: : 雷殘跟ㄟ係靠北嗎?
: : 還不是被無敵紅襪尻爆
: : 這種鳥球隊 乾脆學馬大魚砍掉重練算了!!
: 不要這樣(耶妹跌哭啦賽 一帶 猴戲 呀呀 阿 七摸肌肌肌肌)
: 孩子~~他們很可憐 現在....
: 應該算是他們國喪期間吧~~~正在好好舔舐本季受傷殘破的心靈
: 畢竟一個便祕貧乳打線靠阿Q精神法自慰自己是防守球隊一整季也是很辛苦的
: 更別說一遇北極就熔化的累雞雞 還有只能在家打老婆 一到客場回來就要
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http://www.sportsargumentwiki.com/index.php?title=Domestic_Violence
MLB
Dmitri Young
Chuck Finley's Wife
"Let's face it, when the woman gets crazy and starts getting violent,
professional athletes hesitate to call the police because they don't want to
show up in the papers the next day as the guy who gets beat by his wife,"
notes Chuck Finley who did exactly that earlier this year. "If there had been
a special MLB Spousal Enforcement Unit to call out to the house, remove the
spouse, calm her down, perhaps relocate her indefinitely...I would have used
it." [5]
Kirby Puckett
Pedro Astacio
Bobby Chouinard
Barry Bonds
Will Cordero
Jose Canseco
Bobby Cox
Julio Lugo
Brett Myers
...but not if you ask the P.R. director of the Phillies
Julio Mateo
Albert Callaspo
Elijah Dukes
"I think she is clearly using the media to leverage this divorce proceeding.
There’s money involved, and unfortunately she’s going to the media." --
Dukes's agent, Scott Pucino
"'People kept telling me it would mess up his career,' said Gilbert, who said
both family and friends told her not to press charges against Dukes." --
Dukes's dumb wife
Scott Ericksen's girlfriend
Milton Bradley
: 看心理醫生的偽山塔那(對了.不知道真山塔那能不能告他侵犯著作權)
: 他們未來半年寒假只能倚望曾經打爆強暴蹂躪摧殘內射中出他們的阿肉
: 是否能降臨顏射洛城 給他們一個暢快~~
: 這是他們唯一的精神寄託
: 不要打攪他們歐~~~
: 乖乖!
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