Re: [徵男] I always look for the right person消失

看板AllTogether作者時間6年前 (2018/03/09 22:33), 編輯推噓33(36319)
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※ 引述《w43399 (小豬)》之銘言: : Hello gentleman : Thank you for seeing my message. : If your age is about 28-35 years old. : You can continue to see the following : information. : My name is Anna : Age:28 years old : I live in Taoyuan : Interest : badminton、Read books、Dance、 : See a movie : Height:157 Weight:?? : Hope to meet more friends! : If English is used improperly, please forgive me. : photo : https://i.imgur.com/Ey1A0Yu.jpg
Hello Anna, I am Aniki. Although I am a shy man, I still pluck up my courage and write this letter to you for two reasons. First, I suppose that we share many common interests. I also enjoy readinn and watching movies in my houses ( actually, I do everything in my houses cuz I am a nerd). The second resaon is that you could be the one in a million to me. As you can see, I am not good in English. But I really want to improve my English. Therefore, I am always looking for someone who can teach me. I think that you are the right one. No, such a pretty girl like you is better than anyone I dreamed before. I am not sure whether you speak Chinese. But as a return, I can teach you Chinese, which is my native language. Let me introdue myself. I am 44 years old. All my friends describe me as a handsome, charming, lovely, and friendly gentleman, who is humble, humorous, and reliable. Indeed, any kind of virtues you know can put on me. Trust me. If you write a letter to me, you will start a journey toward happyness! I am looking for your reply. Sincerely, Cheng-Wu Jin -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 114.36.120.177 ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/AllTogether/M.1520606033.A.7F1.html

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靠邀 我笑了
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Cool
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happyness!
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金城武哈哈哈
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反酸
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Too old,next~
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金城武44歲?
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笑死
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推你的ID
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你英文比他好太多是你要教他吧
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內文我也整個看完了,我覺得你比原po還
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強耶
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lol
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樓上,give me five...有同感
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原原po若教你,你的程度只會倒退
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JI BA HWUN!
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所以為什麼原原PO要打英文文章阿
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他不可能不知道自己程度比對方好啦。。
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。 不過有水準的反串還是值得稱讚
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畢竟沒有 明嘲暗諷而且也不失禮貌,其
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實是蠻好的範例
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樓上,你說中原po的內心話了XDDD
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金城武 4 ni
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我整個笑翻XDDD
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看了男生都想跟你學英文了
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這篇猛 尤其是那有點厲害又錯很多的
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英文 高級酸
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reading
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英文程度超強,我想跟你學
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這篇請版主手下留情,給想學英文的人一
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個拜師的機會XDDD
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我很認真看完了XDDD
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金城武 上 XDD
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金城武的英文名字應該是Kaneshiro Ta
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keshi吧 有創意給推
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金城武姓金城欸XDDDDDD
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Lit AF
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reading, reason, introduce, happine
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ss
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雖然我覺得應該是故意的 但看了還是頭
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推,大安金城武。英文酸爆了,大大好壞。
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XDDDD
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推一下
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推 金城武
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我想學英文 可以也教教我嗎
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阿尼基~你好你好
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朝聖一下,太好笑
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廢英文
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這哪招~哈哈哈,好好玩!
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乾超好笑
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XD
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乾這寫法為什麼會有一種學測指考作文的既
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是感哈哈哈 大概20分拿14分的那種
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(視
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