[笑話] 國王的眼淚
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作者: rclin24 (ROB) 看板: joke
標題: [笑話] 國王的眼淚
時間: Tue Dec 9 17:50:31 2008
某銀行總裁的美麗女秘書陪伴一名到訪的非洲國王遊覽。
這位國王不但非常富有,而且是重要客戶。
突然之間,國王向女秘書求婚。女秘書自然不願意,但又不想得罪大客,
於是想辦法讓他知難而退。
她說:"要我嫁給你,有三個條件。
第一,結婚介指的鑽石必須有75 卡,后冠鑽石必須有200卡。"
國王想了一會,說: "好,我有,我有!"
眼見第一招不行
女秘書又說:你要在紐約替我建一座有100間房的大屋,還要在法國最佳的
釀酒區建一座城堡,作為渡假屋。"
國王想了一會,又跟在紐約和法國的經紀通了一個電話,說: "好,我建,我建!"
女秘書唯有使出殺手招:"我的男人,那話兒必須有 十四吋長。"
國王愕然,雙手掩面痛哭,過了好久,才一臉無奈地說:
"好!我切,我 切...!"
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