[申請] 冬花拆配申請書
拆 配 申 請 書
申請人:冬冬(簡稱甲方)
拆配對象:小花(簡稱乙方)
拆配理由如下:
1.甲乙雙方配對原為暴力綁定,兩人之間並無任何愛情成分。
2.甲乙雙方年齡差異至少相差40歲,觀念、成長背景差距甚大,兩人之間無共通話題
,甲方變形金剛4說得口沫橫飛,而乙方只想聊王寶釧苦守寒窯18年。甲方還在為
李逍遙與趙靈兒心痛掉淚食不下嚥,也為林月如悶悶不樂整夜失眠時,乙方卻說孟麗
君與黃甫少華才是經典。
再者,40歲以上的年齡差距亦代表體力上的不協調,共同興趣難以培養,甲方假日
喜歡爬爬山,欣賞山頂的風景,而乙方頂多只能送君至山腳下便已氣喘吁吁難以為繼
。甲方說明日無事我倆開車到北海岸踩踩沙灘踏踏浪吧,乙方卻說我剛換過肝,不適
合太過勞累,除非是思瑤穿白襯衫一起去我才願意。(可見瑤嬤才是官配)
基於以上兩點足以說明甲乙雙方無法同心同德走在共同的道路上,還是退回朋友(?)的
位置才能為彼此的生命創造更大的利益。甲方願成全乙方餘生至廟裡當志工的願望,在此
提出拆配申請,解除雙方配對關係,嗣後各自配對、嫁娶互不相干。願拆配後,雙方天空
各自揮灑各自精彩。
申請人:冬冬
申請日期:2014.06.30
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