[惡搞] 改浮生六記之兒時記趣
余憶百集時,能張目對獸,沒在哀號(然經常痛罵之)。見犯罪證物,必吐槽其意義,何時有用武之地?
海頓神雷,私擬作群魔亂舞,見之則嗆,孫或千或百,果然神煩也;白眼觀之,睡意之強。 又留電視空轉中,徐闔以眼,待之婷瑤聞名,作精神抖擻觀,然綁中二片段,為之憤然稱"幹"。
又常於中二亂入處、花痴神煩阿雜處,幹齊聲,十分默契;定神細視,以"我草"為鳴,"草你"更多;以手比凸者最優,凹者兩手,神遊其中,掐死中二。
前日,見哲瑤鬥嘴間,觀之,興正濃,忽有龐然大雷, 拔山倒樹而來,蓋一孫中二也。咒一吐而二老盡頭發昏。子年幼,方週歲,不覺曉婷驚恐。綁定,說什麼,為雙子,父母要全。
婷眼神死。是以,好劍,不死嗎?
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