[心情] 過於人性化的狗
當狗不把自己當狗的時候,那是牠開始update人性化的第一步...
首先,當有人用一般逗弄狗狗的方式逗牠時,
牠會很不屑的白人家一眼,然後搖著頭走開...
接著,當主人很高興地拿出飼料放進狗碗時,
牠會很認真地看著主人桌上的晚餐,
然後鼻子一嘟,把牠的狗碗遞過來,要跟主人換食物...
下一步,當主人很high地很跟狗狗玩「丟撿球」的遊戲時,
你會發現...
撿球的是主人,丟球的...是狗..........
當狗狗進化到了解「電腦」是做什麼用的時候...
牠會很樂意幫主人回msn、回水球~
更甚至...
當主人出門不帶牠出門時,
牠會「帶著最可愛的微笑」,把狗掌放在鍵盤的power鍵上方七公分之處
看著正在關門的主人...
此之同時,牠想必也學會了如何接聽手機...
至於播出去...
嗯~我得去查查我的帳單了...
最後...
喵的~我要去上課了啦~~
把你的狗爪子給我收起來!!!!!!
不可以拿電腦威脅我啊~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (抱頭慘叫ing)
以上~是這陣子醉貓出門前都會發出慘叫聲的由來...
ps:獸慾的hope版完結篇(上)已完成,但密碼封鎖中~
待下篇完成後,一併開放。
不要問我密碼~也不要浪費時間做什麼暴力破解法...
每隔一小段時間,醉貓就會換一組密碼...
所以,乖~稍安勿躁...
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http://www.wretch.cc/blog/saweo1437
但是,很抱歉...醉貓不是正喵...請各位節哀... 冏rz"
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