[心得] 報考各校總心得
老虎vs老鷹
森林裡貼了張公告
"徵求獵殺高手,福利好,待遇佳"
老虎看到了
去報名
老鷹看到了
也去報名
口試的時後
老虎展示出被獵殺動物的毛皮標本
森林裡面只要是四隻腳的都躲不掉
老鷹展示出被獵殺過的蛇魚鳥獸的骨骼標本
森林裡面只要體重沒超過五公斤的全部都有
試教的時後
老鷹抽到的題目是:請俯衝500公尺後把一隻青蛙抓起
老鷹很愉快的辦到了
老虎抽到的題目是:請俯衝500公尺後把一隻青竹絲抓起
老虎很沮喪的放棄了
最後放榜
老鷹錄取了
老虎問了老鷹
"這次招募的明明是空軍,
為何不在告示上寫清楚?
害我白忙一場......"
老鷹回瞪了老虎一眼
"你不知道什麼叫黑箱作業嗎?"
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很多學校其實都已經有自己預設的條件
只是礙於法令限制
不能明寫
有一年台南家x的數學缺就是這樣
要的是老鷹
但通過筆試的全是老虎
一樣裝模作樣的辦口試
最後放榜說全部未過80分
只好再辦一次甄選
最後問到的結果是
1.女生
2.台大或師大數學所
3.已婚有小孩且小孩超過12歲
4.住學校附近
四個條件都要有才行
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