[轉錄]Re: [ 圖 ] 骨折......囧
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作者: sorciere (bruja) 看板: StupidClown
標題: Re: [ 圖 ] 骨折......囧
時間: Tue Jun 13 03:22:57 2006
※ 引述《tatit (他踢的)》之銘言:
: 這些即使不算骨折,也不是輕微的跌打損傷了 囧
: 很懷疑有人跟我一樣小時後到處大受傷orz
我小時候一天到晚受傷
而且受的傷都不是小傷呢.....
像是在柏油路上跌倒竟然用嘴唇滑壘...
嘴巴超級腫...一點都不誇張,就像電視上的毀容狀一樣...
還有用推車推我姐,但是他太胖所以我推不動
我的指甲就被推車整片磨掉
我姐騎腳踏車載我跌倒,我撞斷了2顆牙齒
滿口鮮血的回家了
媽媽在切菜的時候,我把手伸近危險範圍
手指頭斷一節,不過很奇蹟的接回來而且很靈活
姐姐騎腳踏車載我,我的腳捲進去腳踏車輪子裡
但是我姐還是繼續加速,我更害怕又伸更進去...
最後我絞到整隻腳都是血的走進我家
客廳都是血腳印...
坐娃娃車回家,車子停在水溝旁會車
我以為司機叔叔要我在這裡下車
我就開門跳下車
我整個左臉磨過水溝壁,血肉糢糊...掉進水溝裡
後來隨車老師一邊哭一邊跟我媽道歉,
但是我沒哭耶......老師哭的超慘...
出車禍鎖骨斷掉,全身到處都是血...到處都有傷
但是我完全不痛,還去問撞我的那個大姊姊有沒有怎樣
那個大姊姊本來在哭,看到我整個嚇傻...
幼稚園娃娃車出車禍,我鼻血用噴的...凝血功能不好
整件洋裝都是血,但是我還在安慰沒有受傷的弟弟不要哭...
老師差點被我嚇暈...
朝空中拋裝水的寶特瓶,怕被打到努力的往後跑
沒想到我剛好用後腦杓接住了那瓶水......
旁邊的老伯伯冷笑了一聲,說"空ㄟ..."
以上.....是目前記得的傷...
還有很多懶的打了...
同學都很懷疑我怎麼可以好好的活到現在......
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