*神奇的魔術*
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作者: PrinessJ ( ) 看板: StupidClown
標題: *神奇的魔術*
時間: Fri Jan 21 21:08:51 2005
我小時候,真的是又蠢又笨.........
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師:各位小朋友~老師今天要表演魔術喔!
(她邊說邊若無其事地把最上面一節的拇指拔起來...到現在我還是不知道怎麼用的=.=)
眾:哇~~~~~
師:你們看....這是真的手指喔~~~~(給我們看被拔掉後的拇指露出裡面的紅肉)
眾:哇~~~~老師好厲害呦!!
師:(再度若無其事地把那截斷指擺回去)
小時候的我以崇拜的目光注視著老師
在心裡默默的想著我回家一定也要來試試看
抱著這樣的信念..........
我回家後
馬上用力的想把左手的拇指拔起來,
可是無論我怎麼用力,那截該死的指頭就是不給我起來
於是.........
我怒了,我一定要把這截指頭拔起來!
我立刻衝到大櫃子旁,拿出一把大剪刀.....
嘿嘿~~~想必各位已經猜到我要做什麼了吧!
沒錯,像這種不聽話的傢伙,就要用剪刀來對付!
我毫不猶豫拿起剪刀就用力地給他剪下去!
在我奮鬥幾分鐘後........
指頭雖然沒有被我給剪斷....
但是也快斷了......
就在我快樂的剪我的手指頭之際......
叔叔突然出現了
叔:啊啊啊啊啊(大驚)~~~~妳在幹麻啊?
我:啥?
最後......
我被叔叔送到了醫院.....
這也算是奇事一樁了吧=o=
叔叔當時大概以為我在自殘吧........─ ─"|
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