[轉錄][無言]果菜汁罐頭?

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※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: barry4514 (小仔) 看板: StupidClown 標題: [無言]果菜汁罐頭? 時間: Thu Feb 21 03:19:30 2008 話說小弟我在超商工作好幾年 現在這什麼都在賣的超商裡 倒也什麼樣的客人都有… 去年夏天 某個炎熱的周五… 一位中年婦人進了我們店裏大聲嚷嚷著: 「你們有沒有賣果菜汁的罐頭呀?」 「果菜汁的罐頭?你是要鐵鋁罐的果菜汁嗎?」我回答 「恩西啦!」她答 「…水果罐頭?」我問 「不是啦!是果菜汁的罐頭啦!」她很堅持 我和我面前那位我正在幫她結帳的上班族小姐 看著中年婦人自己一個人在門市裡走來走去嘴邊碎碎念 「雞勒啦!吼~哩心來A喔!果菜汁的罐頭攏恩災!」她找到了!? 就在此時我和面前的小姐愣在櫃檯旁… 那個… …囧rz 不是寶路嗎??? 「挖丟係供激勒『狗在吃的罐頭』啦!」 我面前的小姐已經笑到不能自己=.= -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 125.225.143.88

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※ 編輯: barry4514 來自: 125.225.143.88 (02/21 03:22)

02/21 03:22,
XDD
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02/21 03:25,
機勒拉~~我還以為他在罵你= =....XDDD
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02/21 03:47,
狗在吃~狗在汁~狗菜汁~果菜汁~果菜吃~果在吃~果然很饒舌XD
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這個厲害!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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02/21 04:22,
這太好笑了
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02/21 04:35,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD....這是調酒嗎?後勁好強阿
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02/21 04:41,
剛還想說"恩西"是啥(NC?) =.=
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XD
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02/21 06:31,
狗肉讓狗汁更好喝
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02/21 07:29,
真的好好笑 感謝原PO給我一點開心 不然我真的快生活不ꐠ
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XDDDDDD
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02/21 08:03,
哈哈~有笑有推
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02/21 08:26,
狗在吃 哩勒~~= =
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02/21 09:05,
狗肉讓狗隻更好喝
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02/21 09:21,
XDDDDDD......狗在吃~果菜汁
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02/21 09:41,
戳中我笑點了 XD
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02/21 10:11,
有好笑欸!!真的!我笑了XDD
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我的舌頭打結了 XDDDDDD
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XD
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楊麗花發明非揮發性花卉化學肥料
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02/21 10:23,
為啥不說"告勒加"就好了勒XD
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02/21 10:23,
狗在吃~狗在汁~狗菜汁~果菜汁~果菜吃~果在吃~果然很饒舌XD
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02/21 10:24,
有笑就推推
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02/21 10:31,
這才是礙歹丸啦... 有笑有推!
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哈哈哈哈哈哈~~
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02/21 11:02,
有笑有推 果菜吃XD
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02/21 11:03,
中笑穴xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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02/21 11:04,
果菜汁~ 青菜低家啦 o(.```.)o =口= 狗在吃?
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還有 99 則推文
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好笑~ 推~
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笑翻XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XD
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金好笑
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02/21 23:24,
這感覺很像是 "我們這一家"裡面的媽媽XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XD
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02/21 23:38,
很新的笑話XD
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02/21 23:59,
我還以為是要買波*果菜汁
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跟我爸一樣XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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02/22 00:28,
這篇真的太好笑了
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02/22 00:35,
呵 學姊也碰過,ㄤ麻bo ? 紅抹布? 為啥還指定紅色的抹布呢?
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02/22 00:36,
因為客人點的是~ 紅Marlbo XD 其實他是破台語
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大笑!
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好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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