[文章] 男人很難取悅 Man Are Hard To Please

看板share作者cmcn (Nu-bra)時間19年前 (2005/08/06 03:39)推噓5(5推 0噓 1→)

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Men Are Hard To Please 男人很難取悅！ The problems with GUYS are: 男人的問題是： If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; 如果妳對他好，他說妳愛上他了。 If u Don't, he says u are PROUD. 對他不好，他說妳驕傲。 If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him; 如果妳穿得很漂亮，他說你企圖誘惑他。 If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPONG. 如果不，他說妳是鄉下來的。 If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN; 如果跟他理論，他說妳固執 If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS. 如果妳沈默，他說妳沒大腦！ If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE; 如果妳比他聰明，他沒面子 If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT. 如果他比你聰明，他很棒！ If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u; 如果妳不愛他，他想擁有妳 If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?) 如果妳愛他，他試著離開妳． If u don't make love with him, he says u don't Love him; 如果妳不跟他做愛，他說妳不愛他 If u do!! he says u are CHEAP. 如果跟他做，他說你是賤貨！ If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME; 如果妳告訴他妳的問題，他說妳麻煩 If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him. 如果不，他說妳不信任他 If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him; 如果妳罵他，妳好像他奶媽 If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u. 如果他罵妳，是表示他『關心』妳 If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED; 如果妳沒有守承諾，妳是不可信的人 If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so. 如果他不守承諾，他是不得以的 If u SMOKE, u are a BAD girl; 如果妳吸煙，妳是壞女人 If he SMOKES, he is a GENTLEMAN. 如果他吸煙，他是紳士 If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's PURE LUCK; 如果妳考試成績好，他說是運氣 If he does WELL, it's HIS BRAINS. 如果他考得好，他說是實力！ If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; 如果妳傷害他，表示妳很殘忍 If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!! 如果他傷害妳，表示妳太敏感而且太難取悅！一樣為轉寄，出處不明翻譯也不是我翻的如果侵權，請來信告知！ -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 210.64.211.145

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