昨天晚上不到十點就飢腸轆轆
明明晚餐也是吃了七分飽
翻箱倒櫃之時想到泡點東西吃
泡什麼好呢?姐又不吃泡麵
傻哥問:那妳知道什麼是泡起來香香的
,喝起來甜甜的?
厚…拜託,不就是鮮奶麥片那種
本姐我都翻白眼了
傻哥盯著我看説:不是不是,絕對不是
最好不是,那你説説看啊!
我有點火了
傻哥賊賊的説:是…泡妳這香香,哈哈
本姐只能傻笑…(往手機揮拳)
睡意沉沉的午後,還不去撩妹!
https://i.imgur.com/XIoglgR.jpg
男人的陰莖不是條肉棒
而是帶領女人去天堂的鑰匙
選對了,一輩子歡愉…
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08/20 14:16, , 1F
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在女人的心裡
※ 編輯: cocotim (218.35.163.18), 08/20/2018 14:17:48
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08/20 14:18, , 2F
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其實我也是這麼説想
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08/20 14:19, , 3F
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所以才要揮拳,等你來説更好的
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08/20 14:19, , 4F
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謝謝
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08/20 14:20, , 5F
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姐姐很容易滿足
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08/20 14:21, , 6F
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所以揍他
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08/20 14:21, , 7F
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要放對人啊
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自己説
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快去找
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哈哈
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08/20 14:26, , 11F
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等你説更好笑的
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08/20 14:27, , 12F
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我也是
※ 編輯: cocotim (218.35.163.18), 08/20/2018 14:29:48
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謝謝你,照片照騙
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用腳踹爛人
※ 編輯: cocotim (218.35.163.18), 08/20/2018 14:31:18
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所以你很會撩啊
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08/20 14:46, , 27F
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找對人再開啊
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08/20 14:48, , 28F
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08/20 14:57, , 34F
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裙擺的蕾絲毛邊露出來了,讓你尷尬嗎
※ 編輯: cocotim (218.35.163.18), 08/20/2018 15:00:30
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能走入人對方的心才正解
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躺…
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我收
※ 編輯: cocotim (218.35.163.18), 08/20/2018 15:08:42
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