[閒聊] 太淺了!
魯叔忽然想起的一段往事..
年輕時剛來外縣市工作,當時在外面租了一個小套房,
套房裡只有一張單人床,單人靠在房間的角落,
床頭只有一塊床頭板,緊貼靠在牆壁上,
有一次帶女友女回房辨事,當時用的是後背式,
女友翹起屁股,跪在床上背對著我,雙手扶在床頭板上,
我也跪在床上從後面進入,雙手扶在她的屁股上,
正從後面努力擺動時,女友突然說:太淺了!太淺了!!
靠!居然說我插的太淺了,租屋的隔音不好,
是要讓隔壁的人,都知道我短老二嗎.
一怒之下抽插的更用力,幾乎是用撞的,
從後面撞擊她的屁股,後來聽到"扣"的一聲,
女友的頭撞到床頭板後面的牆上.
鳴著頭說: 就跟你說太前(淺X)了,你還撞的更用力...
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