不要沉迷那個，好不好？
不過說到女生的那裡，勾起了我一段不太好的回憶...
很小的時候，常回鄉下老家，那裡四處都是一大片田，草都長很高。
一如往常我跟我阿公晚上吃飽去田裡面玩，玩到一半聽到腳邊草傳來hehehe像是竊笑的怪聲音...
近看草長出來的地方，與其說從土裡長出來，應該說那是插在一個有縫很像肉的東西，然後肉埋在土裡，顏色跟人的皮膚很像..
我就拿樹枝搓一下，結果它竟然發出ㄤㄤㄤㄤㄤ！！！的笑聲！！我嚇到把樹枝丟掉！
結果周遭的草也開始發出一樣的聲音，仔細一看那些草一樣都是從有縫的肉裡面長出來！
過沒幾秒旁邊一束草突然變超高...我們把眼前的草撥開..結果.....是一個倒立的，女人。
然後草就插在她那裡！！！！！
我們往下看她臉，她笑到眼睛眯成一條線！嘴巴超上揚！雖然倒立還是很顯眼！
還來不及反應她就衝過來！用手衝，超快！
我跟我阿公轉頭狂奔，然後把這輩子學到的髒話全部罵過十遍吧...
我阿公一把年紀了，跑的跟飛一樣，重點是他完全沒有要拉著我、或抱起我一起跑的意思，顧著自己跑，幹。
回到家跟家人說了經過，沒幾天阿公決定搬到北部，田也不要了...
多年後的今天，大家好像也忘了這件事，聽說那塊田賣了，也有聽說蓋了工廠，誰知道，反正那也不重要了...
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