[閒聊] 有了PS4女友只剩下陪睡功能?消失
哈囉 各位30cm&E奶的大大們
小女子來分享一下昨晚有趣的一夜
我和男友目前同居半年左右
昨晚我因為要上日文課所以比較晚回家
回到家以後
我吃著我外帶回來的晚餐(好美味海鮮麵
男友在看LOL比賽這樣
後來他開始玩起PS4的魔界戰記(他說要練到9999等
現在他400多等= =|||(要練到哪時啦......
反正我的印象就是他一直在賣道具欄的泡菜
然後還要一個一個看泡菜有沒有隱藏的強大功能
不能不小心賣掉(音效一直重複著....
..............
後來終於到了睡覺時間
男友:好累喔想睡了
我:(躺旁邊)誒你今天都沒跟我聊天欸
男友:有嗎(臉磨枕頭)我想睡了~~~
我:齁齁齁打電動都不累,跟我聊天就想睡齁(偷嗆一下
男友:哦哈哈哈哈哈(傻笑)
我:那我問你,你今天有關心我嗎?知道我晚上做了些什麼嗎?
男友:知道啊....
我:那我晚餐是內用還是外帶回來吃?
男友:內用吧
我:乾我帶回來吃欸,你根本沒有在理我欸(轉身躺 哭笑不得)
男友:是喔哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈(微羞愧 偷抱安撫)
我:那你對我晚上的印象是什麼?
男友:你回來 洗澡 穿絲襪//// 睡覺(羞愧樣)
我:乾你只看你想看的欸-.-(男友是絲襪控)
男友:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈(臉塞枕頭 露出絲襪控的微笑)
我:我覺得..如果有個男人...在沙發後面跟我打砲你也不會發現欸
男友:哈哈哈哈屁勒怎麼可能
我:很有可能啊你在一直在賣泡菜啊(傻眼
男友:Nooooooooo
.............
我:哀我只剩下陪睡功能了(嘆)
男友:哦寶貝~~~陪睡也不錯啊暖暖的好抱(偷抱)
我:那我就就11點再回家就好了啊反正你只在乎我有沒有洗澡跟睡覺= =
男友:Nooooooooo
結論:PS4是被玩的,我是陪睡,好像地位差不多,可是我偶爾也想被玩欸(羞)
以上就是昨晚發生的事
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補西斯點
看男友打PS4都漏掉些什麼 .///////.
http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/640x480q90/922/tFUvcA.jpg
初次PO文,排版不周請見諒囉^.<
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