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嗨,大家晚安
今天上班時朋友突然打給我 講了一堆廢話
因為聲調語氣完全不一樣 就知道這八婆一定在約會
隨便聊幾句之後就掛電話了繼續上班
結果晚上跟我說 她那時候在打炮 對方軟屌 一直叫她打電話
邊講電話邊幹就硬的起來了。
靠背笑翻我 這是哪招啦
然後經過一番技術性的研究討論後 我們很想知道的是
為什麼軟屌還要掏出來?
男生不會知道自己今天狀況不好嗎
到底要怎麼防範遇到麻吉燒啊
但就算是麻吉燒 朋友也已沈船
我也是醉惹
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