[閒聊] 該怎麼開啟西斯話題
有個剛來不久的同事,座位分配在小弟斜後方,平常行事非常低調。
其實不止她低調,小弟本身也是很低調的,上ptt都要躲在角落偷偷摸摸。
就在剛剛,這位同事突然滑椅子到小弟旁,當時小弟正在看西斯板,正巧點開某個大大的
奶圖。
她可能看到了,有點楞一下,delay了兩秒才開口詢問年底考核相關事宜。
小弟稍微跟她講解之後,順便閒聊一會,一聊就是一小時過去。
後來她滑回座位去,小弟口乾去咖啡機磨杯咖啡,經過她座位時不小心瞄到她螢幕。
她的Line對話視窗上,有張對方傳來的照片,看這顏色形狀,不就是「粉紅色的大陽具按
摩棒」?!
為了慎重起見,小弟還假裝忘了拿杯子,爭取原地逗留時間,非常確定那是一根粉紅假屌
。看來她還和對方互相討論不少內容。
各位大大遇到這種情況,會怎麼跟對方開啟相關話題啊?小弟人不夠帥,擔心貿然和她聊
粉紅假屌,會被送到兩性平等委員會浸豬蘢。真心求教。
ps.坐我斜後方的同事,若妳看到這篇,請主動敲我。小弟對粉紅大腸具也有興趣。
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我還特地藉故逗留查看耶
那是底部平坦的假屌,可以直立站著那種
除非那是大雕燒草莓口味
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應該是沒看,要是有看就簡單多了
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※ 編輯: TokyoHotBoy (153.193.141.200), 12/19/2016 21:15:15
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