禁止南港7條蛇及任何PTT的版及其他網站各大論壇轉發 感謝
最近跟同事跑健身房,不斷地聊了一些該怎麼減肥或重訓方法
就聊到傻妹很懶非常的需要有人督促跟直接幫我排好飲食及課程上課
傻妹:我真的很想...上教練課耶,這樣我省事很多
A同事:傻妹說她想上教練課耶 你覺得傻妹應該要嗎?
B同事:我看妳是想上,教練吧。
傻妹:天啊怎麼都知道我就是想上教練阿>\\\<
如果這樣我應該會瘦很快吧(露出痴漢嬌羞臉)
但基於品屌系主任經驗的封號 我說
「可是你們知道有高機率的帥哥或身材好的人都是小GG或快槍俠嗎
雖然身上大肌肌 但下面小雞雞我是滿足不了的阿(掩面)」
他們就用一種不可思議的臉看著我 這樣到底要怎麼承認XDD
不曉得大家聽到這句話會承認自己是帥哥小雞雞 or 不帥大雞雞
這次我們也來做個小小普查吧!
以下開放留言回答 嗶嗶~
光是看健身教練都快濕一半惹 都不知道在腦中意淫他們多少回
想像穿這樣讓教練從後方衝刺輕微的粗魯
抓著髮尾面對鏡子看著自己被緩慢抽插的畫面
超 色 情 >\\\<
http://imgur.com/TEuOHNw
可惡 這樣我怎麼受的了QQ
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我意淫健身教練被你發現了嗎......
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這自肥很嚴重
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這武器+9嗎?
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不可以用這種方式勾引我!
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高清只有720p
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打給攏來
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寄信太害羞了吧(掩面)
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都寄都回!
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騙肖
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我都不知道在腦中被幹到高潮幾百回 結果一切攏戲夢~~
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