[閒聊] 按豆豆
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前幾天跟女友在愛愛時
想說用手幫她按摩豆豆
於是我把她的腳掰開,她露出豆豆
我的手就朝著豆豆按了下去
結果
女友叫了一聲:
"請用冰開水"
天啊,到底在講什麼東西
我又按了一下豆豆
女友又叫了:
"請用溫開水"
說也奇怪,一邊按水還一直跑出來勒
然後我就一直按一直按
女友開始叫:
"請...請...請用...請......請用溫開水"
叫到後來按了一下還變成:
"連續出水"
不過女友也很貼心啦
最近天氣熱,豆豆按摩太久她全身都發燙了
這個時候豆豆按下去就變成: "開水很燙,請小心使用。"
認真發問,請問也有人的女友按豆豆的時候也會這樣叫嗎?
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