[討論] 生日快樂
西斯首發 今天是我生日 今年29歲
自古以來,台灣有個傳說男生逢九不過生日,原本也是不打算過的
因為19歲的那年,過了發生不好的事 那又是另外一個故事了…
閃光知道今天我生日,在前些日子訂了燒肉大餐慶祝大壽
原本一陣推拖拉,拎北不想過 但…
閃光準備的大餐,目的只是要我吃飽喝足海鮮多多補鋅護精
因為已準備好戰衣「今日不是我死,就是她亡」的一場戰役
身為男人收到戰帖! 怎能不提起長槍戰他個十回八回
於是今天吃得很飽,很興奮,滿嘴油,各種低能淫蕩
回到家,閃光說晚點就準備開戰,這時我肚子忽然一陣抽痛…
跟他說可能吃撐了,去小解一下
去了廁所拉個不亦樂乎,很輕鬆! 心想果然是吃太多拉肚子,怎知一回頭…
馬桶內全是血水… 在29生日這天 我拉了血便
各位鄉民,我該如何是好… 該肛中帶血去征戰沙場? 還是該去掛個急診呢…
看著閃光那充滿淫蕩的笑容 我到現在還不敢跟她說
肚子還是好痛啊…
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感謝各位的愛戴 過兩天去給醫生啪啪啪了
心得:生日真的別亂過
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