Re: [閒聊] 處男的悲哀
看到處男的悲哀就想到我前幾天聽到的一個故事
強者我朋友約到一個鮮肉跑友
一直說他不是處男不是處男 但是約了五次每次都嘟不到洞
最後一跑居然還問我朋友 「我進去了嗎」「我進去了嗎」「我進去了嗎」
左嘟右嘟好不容易小頭探進神秘的洞窟了
愣了兩秒後從他嘴裡說出三個字 「我軟了」「我軟了」「我軟了」
我想本來就算是濕到像下大雨 那瞬間都變成沙漠
所以 是你不好
不是我在說甚麼 我的意思是說
太多壞案例導致多數人對處男退避三舍
加油 國父革命11次才成功
被打槍1次算甚麼
補個西斯點(?)
自己來絕對要剪指甲 不然小穴會受傷
極度有可能在你正弄得爽到不認得爸媽的時候 一個插歪 痛到叫不出來
我不會說是我上面這個插歪的是我
我也不會說強者我朋友是我
※ 引述《Jeff000135 (阿昇)》之銘言:
: 這陣子很常玩交友app
: 不管是bee skout woo
: 剛開始都還聊的不錯
: 但只要聽到是處男
: 不是不敢相信就是謝謝在聯絡了
: 連朋友都不相信我沒交過女友
: 可能個性偏向於悶騷的
: 但其實很幽默風趣
: 附個照片,祝大家有個美好的夜晚
: http://imgur.com/LfmxVaM
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