[心得] 套子破了的處理方法
小妹早上在旅館醒來,想說昨天意猶未盡
就立刻來跟陽具人激情一下
先上面再下面又上面又下面
旅館的床都快爆炸了
窗簾中間透出的微光在白色的床鋪上
就像一道暴鯉龍的破壞死光
激情到最後陽具人jizz了
拔出來發現怪怪的
原來套哥頭被打破了
難怪小妹我也覺得特別刺激
驚恐之餘只好想想解決辦法了
要是一個運氣太好可能就要禁慾十個月了
最後我們商量了十分鐘,找到一個解決辦法
step 1:打開昨天在義美買的愛玉
step2:打開塑化劑湯匙
step3:把湯匙插進抖動的愛玉裡面
step4:含進嘴裡用舌頭夾碎
step5:打開季節限定櫻桃雪碧
step6:加進抖動的透亮愛玉
step7:胡亂地把愛玉搗碎,就算它求饒也不停止
step8:邊吸邊吃把它吃光
step9:舔舔嘴唇
突然間都冷靜下來了呢
剛剛套子破掉的慌亂感都不見了呢
覺得雪碧愛玉真是套子破掉的救星
真誠推薦
真心不騙
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