[閒聊] Uber司機與乘客
大家安安
魯妹又來了
最近是很喜歡叫Uber來搭的魯妹
因為魯妹太魯了
然後發現
可惡 Uber太多帥司機了
我忍不住就不停花錢(誤)
太好奇了
大家有沒有Uber艷遇的八卦啊
是說今天下午就坐到一個帥大叔的車子
然後要下車前
對方問我:妳常坐Uber嗎
我回答:是 最近常搭
他愣了一下 大概兩三秒
然後後來就回說:希望下次還有機會載到妳
魯妹萬分後悔沒跟大叔搭訕
(完全我的菜啊)
然後就在跟朋友聊
某個女生朋友說我傻傻的
她說:感覺妳就是那種…會期待司機沒載妳到目的地,
妳問他說:「司機,這不是我的目的地。」
然後把裙子掀起來讓司機幹
然後司機葛格回答:「這裡就是我的目的地」
結果朋友這麼一調侃我
魯妹我就濕了啊!!
來說個糟糕的事情
魯妹有天跟朋友出去玩
然後全身中空(沒內衣褲)然後穿水手服
後來跟一個女生朋友去吃熱炒喝酒
然後在熱炒店被一群陌生男生起鬨>\\\<
(但那個朋友因為那時候在座位上不知道這件事情)
後來在Uber上 因為喝了點酒 腦袋有點不清楚
我直接跟女生朋友說我沒穿內衣褲被發現結果被起鬨的事情
然後Uber司機(一樣是帥哥)就插話說:好害羞啊
真是糗炸啊
完全是魯妹的羞恥Play
馬上酒醒
還好我沒說我屁股塞著兔尾巴啊
(我有很小心讓裙子墊在屁股底下沒有達成淫水計程車成就哦XD)
(喂)
來張那天塞兔尾巴的照片
http://i.imgur.com/Ylaod8S.jpg
根本超羞恥啊
那天回家 一個人沒男人
一直塞著尾巴
然後又在車上發生羞恥Play.....>\\\\\\<
根本濕到不行啊!
(好想聽有沒有人有艷遇哦哈哈哈)
(魯妹揮手下沉)
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