收音機傳來陣陣歌聲~
"高~麗菜~ 高~麗菜~
有嚇郎來開溝 "
"無騎GG 吼溫潤絲~
壓洗手乳 豆漿流~"
我還沒吃早餐
也還沒吃午餐
我看著好粗的圓仔雞雞
濕濕的紫棒光 對著我大放光芒
不禁想著 真是好粗男子啊
我口水流滿地 好想粗啊
頭又大 又粗
我慾圓了啦
我不停翻著《鹹蚌超女騎慾》季刊
第一季 第二季 第三季…
翻爛了整年的雜誌,
我卻連一個好粗男子都還沒騎到。
這難道就是我命該如此嗎?
不不不… 千萬不要宿命論啊
太悲淒了
自己騎自己也罷
老蚌努力張開自己的貝殼
夾緊了棉被,像彈簧啪一聲,
自力發電了!
咚!咚!咚!咚~ 咚硬麥哈~
蚌殼已經呈現出草莓般的粉紅了~
http://i.imgur.com/Mjo01ht.jpg
我好想吃香蕉啊啊啊
http://i.imgur.com/yhlMqhD.jpg
要當個孔武有力的鹹蚌超女
就要練背後肌肉
夾死幾隻蒼蠅!
http://i.imgur.com/ftUw5KZ.jpg
這樣才能在遇到好粗男人時,
把他扛在我們的肩上~
讓他僵在我們的肩上~
漩轉跳躍,我不停歇~
漿汁汽水,就這樣搖~~~~
搖出漿汁汽水,就可以做:
珍珠奶蚌 搖搖冰
http://i.imgur.com/uc59nv0.jpg
貝蛀:在床上吃 珍珠奶蚌 會被螞蟻咬喔!
我好沒有靈感 肚子更餓了
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