[心得] 和教會的牧師%%%%
大家好我是秀賢。
秀賢是很不虔誠的基督徒
我已經有婚前性行為了。
((天上的父,我願意向祢讖誨。
這個禮拜去教會有意外的收穫
我們是台北一家很有名的教會(我不能再透露更多了)
雖然很小的時候就受洗了,但說實在的,我沒有很喜歡來教會玩
後來因為在一次因緣際會下碰巧遇到一個小鮮肉牧師,
我重新找回了我的信仰。
「咦我好像沒有看過妳耶?」小鮮肉牧師對著我微笑。
「喔...對....對呀...因為我沒有很常來....」我有點結巴的回應他。
「哈哈,等一下要唱聖歌,妳要一起來唱嗎?」
幹,故事講太長了。
反正後來我們趁大家在唱聖歌的時候偷偷躲在廁所%%%%
因為大家忙著大聲唱歌根本沒發現轉角的男廁不斷傳來浪叫
我終於再一次感覺到聖靈充滿我的體內(還有精液也充滿我體內)
年輕大屌牧師沒想到這麼能幹
真的不愧是真正的傳教士。o'_'o
雖然我們教會不喜歡男生和男生的結合
但我相信神會祝福我們的。
阿們。
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