[認真] 雞雞怎麼樣可以不硬?
簡單來說是這樣,雞雞的分泌物很臭,
一旦雞雞硬了,就會開始流雞湯出來...
僅次於我大一為了加操性分數好可以大二繼續住宿而去資源回收、
和當兵打開冰箱內有蛆的兩三盤臭雞蛋、
或是一樣當兵時發現被關在抽屜裡的死老鼠死了一禮拜發出的味道。
假如你們很難理解什麼味道,可以請學長拿那個...,
偶然間噴出的千萬億,放個兩三天,
洗完澡後,再拿那個千萬億聞聞看,
可以了解我所說的,什麼是蛋白質受到細菌分解出的各種臭臭。
再加上最近很容易受到引誘,雞雞一天當中起碼要硬個好幾次,
有時候還要坐著,就一直硬在那邊,心跳加速什麼的還會一直流汁出來,
偶像劇那些什麼唯美害羞畫面都是騙人的,我要是當事人...
他媽的就要趕緊找時間拿濕紙巾擦一下雞雞,
因為拿衛生紙擦會加速乾化雞湯,導致臭氣。
馬的這到底是哪個神設計,男生要過幾小時就硬一次....
香雞只要硬一次就變臭雞,媽的...
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