[認真] 正常人vs奴 +制服照!
大家好!斗m的姐姐出桶了!
讓姊姊怒發文一下~
----正常人 vs 奴 的對比----
1、你這下賤的女人:
正:你說什麼!我要跟你分手!
奴:對,我下賤,我好賤!
2、我要強姦妳:
正:110嗎?我被恐嚇說要強姦
奴:拜託拜託!不要留情的強姦我!
3、我要射你嘴裡:
正:你怎麼不自己吃吃看!
奴:要把主人的洨吃乾淨,
射在套子裡也要倒出來吃光光!
4、肛門不能閒著!塞東西進去:
正:你敢肛我!我就肛回去!
奴:要塞個尾巴才完整!
5、(拿出繩子):
正:你這個變態!
奴:請主人用繩索將奴擁抱吧!(伸出雙手)
6、(毫不留情的用力打屁股):
正:好痛喔!你要不要也被打看看!
奴:嗚...請主人在奴身上留下印記吧!
7、不准穿內褲上街:
正:神經病......
奴:不小心曝光了,好刺激喔...
8、喝下1000cc的水,沒有允許不准尿!
正:(直接忽略...尿尿ing)
奴:主人...奴忍住了...
9、拍一張淫蕩的身體給鄉民看!
正:你怎麼不拍你自己!
奴:(自拍...)
主人這張可以嗎?
10、老子要你給別的男人幹!
正:(您撥的電話號碼是空號......)
奴:好,只要主人開心滿足就好!
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西斯點
前幾天主人在尿尿時,
我突然進廁所跪在地上,
主人可以讓貓貓喝主人的尿尿嗎?
結果喝了主人的尿尿後,好喜歡那種味道
現在連自己尿尿都覺得色色的...
凹嗚~
喵的!
我要寫文章也要放照片辣!
http://i.imgur.com/RiU1dhx.jpg
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※ 編輯: Lume0117 (42.70.150.117), 02/21/2016 00:17:34
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色色騷騷的
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