[討論] 在游泳池勃起怎麼辦?
這麼熱的夏天,
當然要游泳不然要幹嘛?
但本魯今天游泳完
在泳池裡泡水休息時,
本魯的懶教就這樣勃起了。
本來想說等一下它自己就會軟掉,
沒想到越來越硬,本魯就這樣
在水裡泡了快半小時不敢起來。
因為泳池裡是一群屁孩,
但泳池上面是一堆年輕的辣媽,
怕一起來會更尷尬,甚至被當變態。
所以想請問大家,
有沒有在泳池勃起的經驗?
會
a.大搖大擺沒事走出去?
b.龜在泳池等它消?
c.用鐘樓怪人的駝背姿勢夾懶叫跑出去?
d.抓旁邊的正妹消消火?
e.拿in in der 懶叫嚇嚇救生員?
f.其他。
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