[閒聊] 打完槍上廁所都會亂噴

看板sex作者 (LP哥)時間9年前 (2015/06/14 14:09), 編輯推噓-3(10推 13噓 12→)
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我剛打了一槍， 然後剛好尿急， 去廁所根本就是亂射一通， 還會分岔， 害我還要換褲子洗馬桶， 要怎麼解決？ -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 118.232.212.209 ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/sex/M.1434262191.A.314.html
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06/14 14:11, , 1F
標準答案：切掉
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噓
06/14 14:12, , 2F
......
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噓
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沒射乾淨
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噓
06/14 14:15, , 4F
太短
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噓
06/14 14:18, , 5F
包皮為啥還不割?
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你需要導尿管
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噓
06/14 14:20, , 7F
不會插到水裡面尿啊 幹
06/14 14:20, 7F
推
06/14 14:20, , 8F
我之前手槍打太勤，連續好幾天打，一天多次。有次射
06/14 14:20, 8F
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的時候整個小腹還有會陰處超痛，現在尿尿噴力變弱，
06/14 14:20, 9F
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06/14 14:20, , 10F
有時候也會亂噴，然後餘尿會變多，害我內褲會濕濕臭
06/14 14:20, 10F
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06/14 14:20, , 11F
臭的
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噓
06/14 14:20, , 12F
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推
06/14 14:22, , 13F
壞掉了 樓下收
06/14 14:22, 13F
噓
06/14 14:22, , 14F
戒手淫後我減了十六斤也找到工作了！
06/14 14:22, 14F
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06/14 14:22, , 15F
我不要收爛屌啦再給樓下
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推
06/14 14:23, , 16F
壞掉五十掃
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噓
06/14 14:26, , 17F
嘻嘻轉移陣地惹 <\\\>€
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13都不去八卦發U質廢文惹 覺得難過
06/14 14:27, 18F
推
06/14 14:29, , 19F
安九葛樓13到底為何每篇都回應呢
06/14 14:29, 19F
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06/14 14:33, , 20F
幹 我被八卦桶我要發三小文啦==
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06/14 14:33, , 21F
因為我很無聊ㄏㄏ
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噓
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陪我玩
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推
06/14 14:35, , 23F
peng>\\\\\< 好喔 你知道嗎？我是魚嘻嘻<\\\>€
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爆走了...
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哈哈哈 原來妳被捅 哈哈哈哈哈
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噓
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白痴要看廢文還不知道作者被桶 ０分
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噓
06/14 14:46, , 27F
我錯惹 期待13小弟妹快快出桶能再發U質廢文造福眾魯
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是說廢文又不缺我一個………==
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英九女衣衫安安
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噓
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真魯
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噓
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包皮太長齁
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接導尿管
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推
06/14 19:25, , 33F
年紀大以後尿尿就會順順了，但會懷念以前亂噴的時光
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推
06/14 20:21, , 34F
因為你膛炸了
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推
06/14 22:06, , 35F
坐著上阿 不然噴的到處都是
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