[豪洨] 你那個細胞想我??………
只有微西濕
昨日午夜跟閃光在電話裡閒打屁
閃:你有想我嗎???
我:當然有啊!(標準答案,需秒答)
閃:嘻嘻嘻嘻…
我:那妳有想我嗎?
閃:有啊!我每個細胞都好想你唷~
我:真的假的?……
閃:餒餒餒,那你有那個細胞想我啊?
我:………
………………
………………
“幹細胞”
“幹細胞”
“幹細胞”
三更半夜我都快昏迷了,
還能夠秒答出這種硬梗!
閃光笑(ㄕㄨㄤˇ)翻了~~
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※ 編輯: hsuanli (101.138.64.182), 05/26/2015 14:53:03
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