[閒聊] ㄧ起吃燒肉的男女,十之八九上過床
標題算是日本人普遍都聽過的調侃
有兩種說法
ㄧ種是反正也做過了
就不用太顧形象
油煙味、吃相那些什麼的都隨便了
另一種是說藉燒肉味可以蓋過女人香水味或旅館香皂味
燒肉店也通常開比較晚 有藉口晚歸
方便偷情的人跟另一半唬爛
不過同時也讓真正清白的男女
把ㄧ起吃燒肉視為禁忌
但另一方面也變成約炮跟偷情邀約的暗語
比如今天有個男同事邀女同事單獨去吃燒肉
那就是性暗示很明顯的邀約了
不過台灣版的要改成什麼呢?
臭豆腐?鐵板燒?吃到飽?
吃這些都臭臭der啊
會不會吃吃下面也開始癢癢der
就....癢癢又臭臭der了>\\\\\<
西斯點:
很久很久以前的某個下午
床伴搭小黃來找我
司機是個老老der 大概60歲的男生吧
等她來的時候剛好我有點無聊
就要她在計程車上自慰給司機聽
我在line這頭也要聽到
結果聽說下車時司機找零的手抖個不停
ㄧ路平安 ㄧ路平安
危險行為請勿模仿
P.s.
如果寫篇西斯版約炮心得之類的廢文
會有人想看嗎
好啦應該沒有 晚安
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都說單獨了 87 不然整間燒肉店都雜交過嗎
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