[討論] 約砲失敗了怎麽辦
喜歡一個學姐很久了
她也是我政治學的助教
我知道她愛喝花茶
因此常買英國藍的給她喝
結果有DDT
難怪她說可以內射她不怕
今天我鼓起勇氣問她說
可以跟我來一發嗎?
結果學姐跟我講說
妳不要約我啦
我不給約的
結果剛剛我看到我學弟
開著車帶她出門了
真是重重的一擊
滿難過的
原來我成為了綠巨人
我們曾經去過的森林
變成綠光森林
曾經一起合成的甘油
再加上我的精液
都變成綠油精了
怎麽辦我好難過
慘
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