[心得] 被約炮的心得文
有天小弟在家無聊邊滑手機、邊看電視,這時手機突然就"等樂登"的響了兩聲
我一瞧,we chat -咪謀,透過服附近的人加你為好友
干!我心想我這種魯宅也會被這種可愛ID的女生加好友?
想必本人一定也很可愛!
所以我立馬滑開想跟咪謀聊天
開頭是這樣的:
我:你好,我是若風
我:顧名思義,我像風一樣的隨性、飄流,你呢?
她:妳好,我是咪謀
她:妳的名字好詩情畫意,想必你一定是一位很有風度翩翩的男生吧!
(干!看到這段,我心想她一被我大頭貼迷倒了)
我:哈哈!大家都這麼說耶!那妳呢?
我:咪謀是什麼意思阿?
她:妳好討厭,這麼快,好啦跟你說,但是你不能笑我哦!
我:一定不會!
她:咪咻幹謀
我:蛤!?
她:咪咻幹謀
(我心想那麼急喔?連介紹都省了)
我:好!你在那?我去找你
她:我在附近的嵩悅motel,216號房等你
Ps 來記得順便付錢哦!1280
她:要快哦!我只有兩個小時
她:對了...那個能不能借我3000...因為我身上剛好沒帶錢...
(我心想,付個1280、借個錢而已,而且又近又有的幹,何樂而不為呢?)
我:好!立馬過去
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(路程省略)
一開門,看到她穿著薄衣,姿勢撩人的躺在床上
我看了血脈噴張,gg ininder
立馬拖去上衣,衝去床上擁吻她,她的口交技術何其之好,整個過程真的只有爽而已
她叫超大聲,一直說我的很大、很厲害,要被吃掉了的感覺,我超有成就感
在翻雲覆雨之後,我去浴室洗過澡,想到剛剛的過程,就覺得很幸運、很爽,原來這就是
約炮
心想:等等一定要在一次
洗完澡後,我開心的步出浴室,但咪謀已經不在了,就像天使一樣
我當下不知所措的的坐在床上,回想剛剛的情節
這時,we chat 又"等樂登",我滑開一看,是咪謀
她:謝謝你,今天我很開心,我還有是,我先走了!
她:還有謝謝你的3000塊
我:不會,我也很開心!
她::)
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之後我再也沒有跟咪謀聯絡
原來被約砲的感覺是這樣:))
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