[閒聊] 用四字成語來述說打手X的重要
新手排版，慎入...
記得某次因為闌尾掉下去，所以掛急診開刀
後來住院三天吧!?
因為家人還有工作需求，所以就我一個人在醫院
那時剛好是初次要政黨輪替的時候
醫院大廳聚集了許多老農民
一邊看著電視一邊罵著候選人
通常是這樣
A：看這版，肯定沒三小路用
B：幹X娘哩...奧小嘎骨...這種人就真的沒用阿~
剎那時，我頭上出現了許多問號!!!!
奧小嘎骨...是哪門子的罵法，也不知其所意...
後來讀了專科，到了最後實習關頭...
有天剛好在做 精子的觀察
學長就不避諱的問：一周打幾次手槍阿?
那時心理想：不是吧...這是職場騷擾欸...還是學長...
頓時突然想拉屎
但基於尊重，反正也不是多閉俗的人
就聊了一下
聊著聊著，學長像是華爾街的經紀人
訴說著，抒解的重要性
學長很認真的問我：聽過奧小嘎骨嗎?
又再次出現了!!!
這...到底是成語還是髒話?
學長接著認真說：你這樣一周次數太少，會嘎骨(蝕骨的台語)
怪不得你這麼瘦...
我回頭看了一下學長，身高178有
體重估計至少90有吧...
心想你該不會每天都來吧= ="
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有沒有人嫌自己骨頭太大要來嘎骨一下?
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