[閒聊] 老二最屈辱的時刻?
今天晚上騎車載女朋友回家時
他的雙手突然滑到我褲襠上
隔著褲子摸我的小兄弟
他說 鵝~他怎麼摸起來那麼軟啊
我說 那是他還沒硬 硬起來你就知道
接著女友就開始在褲子外面摸我的老二
說軟軟的摸起來很好笑
所以我就想要硬起來讓他知道厲害
但是騎車實在硬不太起來
就被女友一直嗆
而且他玩到後來
就捏著它開始唱
捏泥巴~捏泥巴~捏捏捏捏捏泥巴~
捏一個xx~~(忘記唱啥)
唱完這首還換唱別首兒歌
邊唱邊配合節奏捏
手要騎車根本不能抵擋
到最後完全軟掉啊...
他說以後要叫我的老二 小泥巴
士可殺 不可辱..
大家的小兄弟有遇過什麼屈辱的事情嗎
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