[認真] R20 害人不淺
常常看到有人在「謝謝島民,我決定買R20了」,我要很沈痛的說 ...
「千萬不要買R20」
「千萬不要買R20」
因為很重要,所以要講三次
「千萬不要買R20,除非你決定當魔法師一輩子」
有個閃光,交往兩年了,那方面也正常,不過男人嘛 ... 就會無聊自己擼,自己是一兩天
擼一次的那種,如覺得累積的有點多那一週就一天擼一次
之前看一堆人推R20,就無聊買了一個,不買還好,用了就有點上癮,結果今天下午慘案就
發生了,很久沒那個了,所以想說跟閃光來一下,結果 ...
今天整個射不出來,不論是閃光在上搖,或是我正常位都射不出來 ... 兩個人都快要抽筋
了還沒射,就後就在尷尬中兩個人洗一洗,然後去吃晚餐了
平常自己擼就還好,結果用了R20整個敏感度就下降了,雖然自我檢討一下,跟中秋大魚大
肉讓自己有點尿酸過高,但是綜合而言R20是罪魁禍首,一定要封印了,這東西一定隱藏著
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