[閒聊] 抽煙燙到鳥
看著週遭的人都跑去過七夕。
魯蛇只能一個人在家喝酒看電影
喝著喝著屎意盎然,
只好去跟親愛的馬桶恩愛一下
習慣性的坐在馬桶上抽煙
一邊想著ttb(這樣連便便都是ininder
以為自己彈煙蒂很準
往馬桶彈下去,一切就悲劇了
我的鳥兒瞬間起了反應
唉,在七夕也送了一個禮物給自己
紋身的小鳥。
只不過有人知道他多久會消掉嘛??
我怕以後掏出來女生就會想到烤小鳥想吃,這樣很困擾
不過現在怎麼玩弄都沒反應,求解
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