[閒聊] 被家人騙去割包皮
今天同事一群人在閒聊男人割包皮後是不是會變大。
我默默的說我割過﹏
然後我就跟他們說了事情的原由
國小時我都跟我哥一起洗澡(正常洗澡沒別的)自然而然自己全身上下都被了若指掌。
記得我們一起洗澡時我哥每次都笑我包皮很長很醜,可是我都不以為意,反正都跟了我十多年,還沒有真正被女生笑過我都沒差。
直到高一的某一個假日,我爸突然說要去外面郊遊晃晃,我回答好啊!然後一家人就這麼各自去換衣服了,當時我是牛仔褲配襯衫,大家裝扮都很休閒。
然後當我爸發好車,準備要叫我們上車時,隔壁的2個堂弟還有表哥見狀我們要去玩馬上說也要跟,我爸很啊薩理的說都上車吧﹏
在大家上車之後我提出了要去哪?我爸確笑笑的說:帶你去割包皮。當下全車超安靜,我記得我只回了一句蛤﹏
然後車子就到醫院了﹏﹏過程省略,只記得當時真的腦子很空,還有護士單獨處理前置時,說了一句:快脫,我看到不想看了。
被這麼一吼我超想哭。
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然後割完真的會變超大,大了有幾公分吧!
補個秘技,勃起時如果馬上用棉花棒掏耳朵真的會瞬間軟屌!醫生教的
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