[認真] 一起洗澡到硬了,怎麼辦
我有一個交往五年的女朋友,
基本上要去當兵時,
當然要來個當兵炮,
激裂到整張床一直搖,
最後床角還斷了一邊,
幹到她都說下面要壞了,
結果床先壞,
不過沒關係,
我要進去當兵了,
新訓總是很痛苦的,
整天都在跑步,
比打炮還累,
而且洗澡很急才五分鐘,
常常大家一起洗,
又很久沒打炮,
盡然看著別人老二我硬了,
我要怎麼跟我女朋友講這種事情?
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