[創作] 當媽媽發現小孩子太早看色情書刊
有一天,媽媽發現國小的兒子,年紀輕輕的就已經在看色情書刊。
於是,媽媽就擺了各種嘴型、各式表情,拍了很多的自拍照片。洗出來之後剪下大頭照,
貼上去小兒子的色情書刊。
小兒子在不知情的狀況之下,準備了很多張衛生紙,一翻書,裡面模特兒的臉蛋全部變成
了媽媽。
結果,兒子就被嚇到,從此不敢再看色情書刊了。
作戰成功!媽媽就很高興自己的兒子不會再看A書。
爸爸知道了小孩子被驚嚇的事情之後,就很同情兒子的遭遇。
爸爸就瞞著媽媽,把他自己珍藏許多年的Playboy過繼給小兒子。希望可以減輕小孩子的
裸女恐懼症。
小兒子就找一天爸媽通通不在家的時候,準備更多的衛生紙。
沒想到,當兒子翻開了Playboy之後,他發現。。。
裡面有一半的頭像都是奶奶的照片。
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