[心得] 處女真是讓人掃性消失
各位鄉民安安
小魯今天去幫朋友去慶祝生日
壽星今年滿18,於是乎其他人說要把他給灌醉
玩起了敬酒大會
想當然爾,平常滴酒不沾的人馬上就喝掛
而聚會陷入一片歡樂,氣氛好不溫馨
好的這些都不是重點
小魯我剛好住在壽星家附近
當然被大家付與了要好好送她回家的責任
於是我不負眾望的一送送上床兒去
此時看著壽星泛紅的臉頰,迷濛的雙眼,雙唇微張
一不小心就親了下去
又怕她太熱也順便幫她把衣服給脫了
跟平常看到的一樣果然是小奶
真是個誠實的孩子沒有騙人
左手戳揉著小奶,右手解開熱褲直搗黃龍
這一搗不得了,黃河潰隄拉
於是怕他內褲弄髒,貼心的跟熱褲一併脫掉
配合著壽星的喘息聲、小小魯終於颯爽登場了
沒想到小小魯居然塞不進去
糟了,是世界奇觀!
壽星此時呢喃著,我是第一次..
馬上軟屌,看來我該讓賢了
收起小小魯,把壽星哄睡後
回到家充滿惆悵,難得的好機會又飛走了..
破了處後續感覺太棘手,小魯我只是想打個泡發洩一下而已
畢竟小魯我也是有女友,不過正在澳洲當最夯的台勞
明天也不知道要怎麼面對壽星
本來還約好要去幫她煮午餐
試問各位如遇此狀況
單兵該如何處置?
感恩菩薩
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滿18為何要報警...
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背包客棧怎麼了嗎
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哀 鬱卒的睡不著 剛作完早餐正在享用中 要來一份嗎?
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這位大大您太誇張瞜 18-25的處女要找也不是沒有的
不過是真的少了點就是了
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督了就要你負責了阿 傻傻的
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