[心得] 鯉魚才是王道已回收
話說這兩天最夯的兩個字就是速度,啊.....,不對,是"素肚"啦,所以,趁著這股素肚熱,把埋藏多年的秘密分享出來,
大概15年前還在部隊時,經常跑伙房去"打茫",但是,每次去時,門一定是鎖上的,敲門士官長才會來開門,馬的,伙房裡難道有見不得人的秘密!?後來跟士官長混熟了,才娓娓道來伙房裡的秘密,
秘密就在伙房的大水盆裡的那幾尾鯉魚,士官長說,沒牙齒的鯉魚是他們的寶貝,老子一頭霧水,寶貝是啥意思咧?!靠,原來鯉魚=自動的素肚..........,首先,鯉魚沒牙齒,嘴巴大小差不多,又會吸,順理成章變成了寶貝兒,正當大夥兒愛上這在無聊軍旅生活中的消遣而樂此不彼,有天,指揮官的傳令到伙房來,問看伙房有啥私房菜能給長官打牙祭,眼睛一亮,看到盆子裡活蹦亂跳的鯉魚,說"幹,藏私噢,煮了牠吧,"當下所有人又不能說不,只能硬著頭皮把鯉魚煮給給指揮官打牙祭....
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