[認真] 陰莖有點折到？已回收

看板sex作者 (批踢踢半熟手)時間11年前 (2013/06/15 20:13), 編輯推噓15(20推 5噓 51→)
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就在剛剛，我和學妹在床上愛愛， 我使出一招火車便當的架式，高高抬起女生的細小蠻腰，用熱莖深入摩擦她的子宮口。 結果抽差時我太過激烈；小學妹淫穴四液太濕，不小一滑...... 我的陰莖折到了，整根痛到有點像骨折的感覺，久久不能恢復。 陰莖有點折到， 請問大家現在該怎麼辦？ -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 114.43.191.121
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06/15 20:14, , 1F
壞了5樓50收
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覺得骨折，就去掛骨科啊
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反方向折回來即可
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折到不去看醫生還來發廢文??
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06/15 20:17, , 5F
陰莖折到應該掛泌尿科吧?
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去國術館推一下吧
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壞了 切掉
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趕快去掛泌尿科 真折到 不趕快處理 明天會腫的跟熱狗一樣
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喔 不只大小跟熱狗一樣喔 連硬度也是一樣軟軟的...
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然後 再硬撐下去 可能得截肢才能保命...
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不用擔心 明天開始就會腫三倍 歡迎加入30鄉民俱樂部
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寬30CM?
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噓
06/15 20:38, , 13F
幹!沒用
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06/15 20:39, , 14F
上次我不小心踹到隔壁男生.....
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06/15 20:41, , 15F
打石膏固定 好了再敲碎
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噓
06/15 20:49, , 16F
真是沒用的男人 我老公都不會這樣
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噓
06/15 20:50, , 17F
是跟左右手手太激烈，折到自己??
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直接打斷會更猛，怕等邱古典豆用!
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台安醫院星期天有泌尿科門診，原po可考慮。
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去掛其他醫院的急診也是一個選擇。
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這要用鋼板固定
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要先固定起來阿!!!!先打鋼釘
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可打0800092000
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想辦法軟掉，把他凹回來
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噓
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折斷懶叫顛倒軟
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BEARHWA大..哈哈哈哈哈~~~我笑翻了...
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可以拿來做炸雞軟骨啊
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如果真是這樣，你現在已經在醫院，緊急動刀了。
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折成脂飛機
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◤□︵□▌ 呼 !! 還好手術很成功
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＼ ｏ╱ ╭╮
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XDDDD
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ㄧ份鑫鑫腸 不辣要切
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有保險的話，可以申請理賠(認真)
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噓
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活該？
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砍掉重練就好啦
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推a大
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b大的圖XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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